A penguin has the same little penguin for a total little penguin life. Think how many screwed up relationships you've had, how many times you couldn't make it work -- a penguin can do it better than you can. Think about it, man. A penguin can look out on a sea full of 8 million other penguins, all look exactly the same, and go, 'That's my baby!'
Check out the list of comedians slated to tape specials in Boston this March.
This year’s fest takes place April 1-5, featuring Chelsea Handler among others.
Unlimited streams and downloads of the best Comedy Central specials for just $5.
Stream hours of the best clips from our huge stand-up library on your iPhone or iPad for free.