A penguin has the same little penguin for a total little penguin life. Think how many screwed up relationships you've had, how many times you couldn't make it work -- a penguin can do it better than you can. Think about it, man. A penguin can look out on a sea full of 8 million other penguins, all look exactly the same, and go, 'That's my baby!'
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