One time, I was doing craft services on a dance competition, and there was this little midget break dancing. He finished his thing, and he got up. And I came over; I gave him a big hug. I said, 'Hold me close, you tiny, little dancer.' And that, my friends, is where Elton John got the idea for the song, 'Bennie and the Jets.'
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