I don't drink; I'm a non-drinker. I told my friends I don't drink because alcoholism runs in my family. And you think my friends would respect that, but they don't. Every time we hang out, it's always the same thing. My friends are always like, 'Yo, Dwayne, yo, I know you don't drink, right. I'm saying, I know you don't drink -- but you gonna get drunk tonight!'
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