Just when I start to feel pretty and feel good about myself, someone always brings me right back down to Earth. My friend's mom was like, 'Chelsea,' she was so excited, 'I saw an ugly Chelsea on the street the other day.' I'm like, 'Basically what that translates to, is that you saw an ugly person and you thought of me.' Thanks.
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