I hate new couples, that's what I hate; old couples I respect. You've been with somebody 10 years, I respect that. It's the new love I don't like, with all the car door open, kissing and touching and dating. 'Cause that's bullsh*t. Everybody in here knows that real love is when you don't give a damn about each other.
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