You take a glass, and you wrap it in paper, and you put it in the box. You take another glass; you wrap it in paper, you put it in the box, and you finish the box. You close it and you write, 'Glasses' on it. But after about two days, you just have an open box -- f**k it -- just put the pillow and the toothpaste and the Q-Tips, put the cat in there, and write, 'Crap I don't need. I hate my crap.'
The stand-up storytelling web series from CC:Studios will return in television form.
Check out the list of comedians who taped specials in Boston in March.
Unlimited streams and downloads of the best Comedy Central specials for just $5.
Stream hours of the best clips from our huge stand-up library on your iPhone or iPad for free.