I cannot trust my doctor anymore. I can't 'cause have you noticed that whenever we're sick and they prescribe something for us, the side effects are worse than the original problem? There is a prescription sleeping pill that is supposed to cure insomnia, but the side effects are amnesia and paranoia. How does that work? You're like, 'Hey, how'd ya sleep?' 'I don't remember. Who sent you?'
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