I saw this really cool documentary on HBO. It was ex-mafia guys who become government witnesses, and one of them says, 'I told the Feds there was only one place where I could wear a hidden microphone where they'd never search me, so they put it in my how-do-ya-do.' Yeah, that's what he called it, his 'how-do-ya-do.' So, let me get this right -- the mafia will kill people in cold blood, yet they'll replace genital expressions with nice greetings.
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