When I have my money, I'm going to hire somebody to give a f**k. Wouldn't that be nice? You hire just some random dude off the street to give a f**k for you, that's his job. So your wife comes home, she's all pissed; she's like, 'You just going to spend all our money at the casino and then park your truck in my flowerbed?' I'd be like, 'You need to talk to Todd. I will leave you two alone.'
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