When I have my money, I'm going to hire somebody to give a f**k. Wouldn't that be nice? You hire just some random dude off the street to give a f**k for you, that's his job. So your wife comes home, she's all pissed; she's like, 'You just going to spend all our money at the casino and then park your truck in my flowerbed?' I'd be like, 'You need to talk to Todd. I will leave you two alone.'
The stand-up storytelling web series from CC:Studios will return in television form.
Get full episodes of your favorite shows on the Comedy Central app.
Unlimited streams and downloads of the best Comedy Central specials for just $5.
Stream hours of the best clips from our huge stand-up library on your iPhone or iPad for free.