I ate a pomegranate; that is a magical fruit. It's like juice corn. It's like God got stoned one day, and he was like, 'You know what, I'm going to put some fruit juice inside these kernels. Let's do that. But I'm not going to put it on the cob; I'm going to shove it up this fat, dirty radish.'
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