I'm actually trying to drink healthier now because I'm trying to get into shape. God forbid I just grow up and quit drinking, so I drink red wine now. You know, it's healthy. I like it. I like red wine, it tastes good. White wine can suck my d**k, seriously. It's disgusting.
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