A friend said to me, 'Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, bro.' It's when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina -- those things can take a pounding.
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