If you want to stop kids from getting kidnapped, it's a simple thing: teach them how to cuss. That'll stop them from getting kidnapped. You don't believe me? You walk along in the mall, you hear some little kid shout out, 'I don't know this motherf**ker!' Everybody in here will turn around then -- 'I don't think he know that man.'
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