I went into a clothing discount store to buy a hat. I'm trying on these different types of hats, and there was an old guy following me around the store -- he's like 80 years old, and he's staring at me. He really looked like a pedophile. And I'm like, 'This guy probably thinks I'm like 14 years old.' But part of me was like, 'Alright! I still got it!'
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