We fishing the other day, and I get hammered and I'm like, 'I gotta take a leak.' So, I start peeing in the lake -- realized I was in the fish tank up at the Red Lobster. Thank God they put some rubber bands on them lobster pinchers, I tell you that much. Good lord, I'd be up here half-c**ked right now.
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