I think it would suck to die, but I think it would be way worse to be immortal. 'Cause think about it, every 50 or 60 years, your wife dies, and you gotta get a new one, and each one has more rights than the last one. 'Hey honey, let's go out and vote.' 'Damn it woman, that used to be my alone time.'
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