The next time you're out wherever you go to meet boys -- a bar, a club, Little Caesars, whatever you like to do -- and you see a guy that's hot, go up to him and punch him in the face. If you're hot, he'll be like, 'That was really cute. Why did you punch me? You're so adorable, that didn't hurt. Come back, let me show you how to punch. Don't put your thumb in, you'll break it. Let me cup your boob uncomfortably while I show you this.' If you're ugly -- boom. He's knocking you out 'cause no guy's going to take that from an ugly chick.
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