I think you need to create a situation where all these homophobes in Congress think that the gay marriage amendment is gonna work for them. 'Cause really, here's what happens -- when your Rick Santorums and your Tom DeLays and every other kook-bag that's in there hears the words 'gay marriage,' they draw a mental image of two men having sex everywhere: front lawns, nursery school parking lots, it doesn't matter where... They can't stand it -- because you know if they picture two women having sex, it would already be in the Constitution.
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