I like to sit around with my friends and of course the conversation always leads to, 'What is the most philanthropic animal?' A lot of people think it's the dog because it helps blind people around. No, the dog's trained to do that, doesn't want to do that. Crickets are the most philanthropic. They let blind people know when it's nighttime.
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