I think it's probably hard to be Muslim. They gotta get up every day at 5:30 to pray. That's why they're pissed off, they're sleep deprived. I got a plan for peace in the Middle East, and it doesn't involve any blood shed. All we gotta do is go over there and take away all their alarm clocks and give 'em Ambien.
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