The only drinks that I can drink are just the girliest of girl drinks. If there's a drink I don't recognize on the menu, I'll say, 'What's in that?' to the waitress, and then she'll be like, 'Well, that's one part vodka,' and I will stop her and I'll say, 'No no no, just tell me how many parts ice cream and how many parts paper umbrella. That's all I need to know'.
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