Women love to read your text messages. Stay the hell out of a man's text message! And men, sometimes it's your fault, too, because you didn't do it the DeRay way. You didn't pimp-proof your house. Before you go to sleep, this is what I do: I send myself a text. That way when she opens it, it's me -- 'Close my damn phone before I wake up and we argue.'
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