I was at the gym a couple of weeks ago, and I was on the exercise bike, and it was close to closing time. And this heavyset lady came and sat on the bike right next to me, and she goes, 'I'm here to lose weight.' And I was like, 'Well, you waited 'til the last possible minute, didn't you?'
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