I wanted kids but I wanted them in a kind of abstract way. Like the way I might want a jukebox for example. You're ever reading SkyMall or something and there's this amazing jukebox and you're like, 'That's a classic jukebox from the 50s. That's an amazing jukebox. I want to get that jukebox -- someday.' That's how I was with kids.
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