She gave my penis an awesome nickname. I don't mean to brag, but she used to call my penis 'Microsoft.' I know, right? That's a huge company, dude. That's like one of the biggest, most powerful companies on the planet; it's got millions of employees. Actually, I'll be honest with you folks, before I came here tonight, I laid off a few million employees from Microsoft back at my hotel room.
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