I'm not going to give my organs to anyone unless I meet them first. That's how I live. It's like, 'You want my eyes?' 'Yeah.' 'What do you do for a living -- what are you going to be looking at?' 'I work for Playboy.' 'Oh, s**t -- take them now. Just take one. You take one, I'll keep one, we'll look at the proof sheet like pirates.'
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