I grab a bra that must have been from grade school 'cause I had quatro-boob all day. Again, the women giggle, and the men look at me. 'Quatro? That's four! Four boobies! I don't know what it is, but I know it can't be bad, dude.' It's bad, right, ladies? It's when a bra's too tight, so you have two normal-sized breasts and two little pop 'n' fresh ones, kind of squeezed out the top, riding piggyback on the big ones.
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