It's always better when a girl breaks up with a guy because then it's over in five minutes. Because then, the guy just says his peace, which is, 'You suck,' and that's it -- it's over. But when a guy breaks up with a girl, you need an entire afternoon for it because there's going to be questioning and witnesses and forms to fill out. You're girlfriend turns into a lawyer. She's like: 'Is it not true that you said we would be together forever?' 'I don't recall saying that.'
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