If I ever meet God, I have a lot to speak to God about. I want to go, 'God, I gotta compliment you on the idea of infinite space 'cause it goes on forever. Then, within infinite space, billions of planetary systems that have ecosystems with air and water. And fish in the water die, decay; they wash up on shore, become fertilizer for trees that grow fruit that fall. People eat the fruit; they propagate, more people come. There's history and civilization and culture and theater and technology and movie and medicine and art and books and -- God, how about a little f**king hair that stays on the head?!'
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