My ex-girlfriend thought I was crazy because I was playing all the time. She thought it was affecting my brain. She's like, 'You're going to kill me 'cause all you do is play the game. You wake up and you play it, you're going to shoot somebody.' I'm like, 'What are you talking about? You watch the cooking channel all the time and you don't cook anything.' She was like, 'Oh yeah, you watch porn all the time and you still don't know how to have sex.'
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