I was working a club once, and the waitress came up to one of my buddies, and she goes, 'I really want to sleep with Geoff Keith.' That's me! And then she goes -- I swear to God -- 'But I just know that he's way out of my league.' Does any guy in here have a league? I don't have a league. I'm like the rec center: open to the public. All you have to do is live nearby and sign up.
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