When I saw 'Titanic' there was actually some teenage girls behind me, like, bitching that it had a sad ending. When you're going to see a movie called 'Titanic,' you could pretty much factor that in. 'Oh my God, the ship is going to sink, that is so sad! I liked the movie, but why did it have to be so sad? Why did it have to have such a sad ending?' Aren't you glad those girls weren't in the focus group? They change the whole ending; James Cameron has to write a whole alternate ending: 'We've hit an iceberg, captain! We're going down with all hands aboard! Wait -- she's joining herself back together! Hooray! Alright, boys, let's sail to the wedding of these two fine young people.'
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