They adopted a bunch of us. There's a bunch of adopted kids. It's like they were collecting us or something, like Star Wars figures. They bought us in twos. It sucked for my brother 'cause they kept him in the box. They had to: he came with the helmet and the backpack; he was limited edition.
The stand-up storytelling web series from CC:Studios will return in television form.
Get full episodes of your favorite shows on the Comedy Central app.
Unlimited streams and downloads of the best Comedy Central specials for just $5.
Stream hours of the best clips from our huge stand-up library on your iPhone or iPad for free.