I don't want to donate my organs. I've been thinking about that a lot lately. People are like, 'Donate organs once you're dead. People need 'em!' I'm dead. They didn't work, all right? I'm not going to give anyone my broken-down organ. It's like, 'Here, try this s**t, it didn't seem to work with me.'
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