So my wife's pregnant, and people are so idiotic. You know what people ask? They ask, 'What do you want? A little boy? A little girl?' Everything's prefaced with 'little.' Oh, jeez, no! We want the biggest thing possible. She wants to give birth to a 45-year-old plumber named Gus, some guy with a hardhat, smoking unfiltered Camels.
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