I don't really like strip clubs, but I got a cousin, he got strippers in his budget... So we're hangin' out in Canada, and if you've ever been to Canada, you know they have totally nude strippers -- naked nude. And they sellin' lap dances for $20, and he's buyin' them: dance, dance, dance. Then he asked me if I want a dance, and I'm like, 'I don't really want a lap dance. You know, I don't really want her on my lap. She been walkin' around naked all day. I just got my suit out the cleaners, you know what I'm sayin?'
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