I spent $40,000 on my education. I own $40,000 worth of information. It's all contained in this small area right here. I've been out of college 17 years, and in 17 years, no one has asked me for any of this information. I could have stayed stupid and bought a Lamborghini.
Watch highlights from season one and find out why that's great news.
Get full episodes of your favorite shows on the Comedy Central app.
Unlimited streams and downloads of the best Comedy Central specials.
© 2015 Comedy Partners. All Rights Reserved. Comedy Central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.