It's the Collegiate Abridged Dictionary -- the word 'chair' is in there. What does this say about education in America? Are we to assume that somewhere in some college there are kids sitting around in a dorm room going, 'Where the hell is my dictionary? I left it right here on this wooden leg-bending, ass-resting thing.'
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