I was reading in the celebrity obituary column. It said the Guinness Book of World Records' oldest living person had died. Carrie White died at the age of 118 years old. Last line of the obituary said, and I quote, 'Cause of death has not yet been determined.' Let me take a wild stab in the dark on this one -- probably not crib death.
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