I used to get parking tickets -- not anymore. And you don't have to get tickets either if you do what Kosta did. I removed my windshield wipers. Where are you going to put the ticket now, bitch? Advantage: no tickets. Disadvantage: rain. All the money I saved on tickets now goes to collision repair.
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