Don't try to talk to me about sports. If a guy comes up and starts spitting out stats and what happened in the most recent game, to me, all he's saying is: 'Hey let's punch each other in the c**k right after we pound these energy drinks out of a douche while we f**k our Ed Hardy t-shirts at d**khead camp.'
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