We had a lot of assemblies when I was growing up at my school, and they were all the same. Every assembly we had they would always bring in some former drug addict, and he'd be like, 'Yeah, you know, I was addicted to drugs for 20 years, and I almost died, and that's why you shouldn't do drugs.' And I'd be like, 'Well, uh, you didn't die, and you got to do all those drugs!'
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