The pope believes that the worst that could happen to him if he passes on is that he immediately goes to Heaven. That's what he says, but every time I see the pope in public, he's got that bullet-proof glass wrapped around him, which lets me know he don't believe all that sh*t he's talking. Praise the lord -- and then, raise the glass up.
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