Whenever you tell someone you're afraid to fly, they're like, 'You know, it's the safest way to travel.' Really? I think walking beats it. I never been walking along and just burst into flames and then fell 20,000 feet. Maybe it's just the way that I walk, though. I'm a real careful walker.
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