Roast of Rob Lowe – The Deepest Cuts and Harshest Burns

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Well, folks, as summer turns to fall and another Roast passes us by, it’s only natural that one’s mood turns reflective. What matters most in life? Family — and Roasts, of course. They’re not so different. After all, Roast jokes are just like children: rankable.

Here are some of the jokes from the Roast of Rob Lowe that cut the deepest.

  • DAVID SPADE TO RALPH MACCHIO

    With this burn, David Spade swept the leg of Ralph Macchio. It was a bruising defeat for the Karate Kid Adult.

  • PETE DAVIDSON TO PEYTON MANNING

    Pete Davidson may have a lot of respect for Peyton Manning, but he earned our respect after fearlessly roasting Peyton Manning’s forehead — which is, as everyone knows, a leviathan that could swallow a man whole and has before. You’ve got guts, Pete!

  • JEWEL TO ANN COULTER

    Principled slam from folksy singer Jewel!

  • RALPH MACCHIO TO PEYTON MANNING

    After Ralph Macchio recovered from David Spade’s devastating blow, he delivered this humdinger of a joke about “The Sheriff.” Just like in “The Karate Kid,” Ralph’s underdog once again takes down a more athletic jock, a fact that Peyton Manning will never forget.

  • ROB LOWE TO JEWEL

    All we can say to Rob Lowe’s dig? Amen.

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