Well, folks, as summer turns to fall and another Roast passes us by, it’s only natural that one’s mood turns reflective. What matters most in life? Family — and Roasts, of course. They’re not so different. After all, Roast jokes are just like children: rankable.
Here are some of the jokes from the Roast of Rob Lowe that cut the deepest.
DAVID SPADE TO RALPH MACCHIO
With this burn, David Spade swept the leg of Ralph Macchio. It was a bruising defeat for the Karate
PETE DAVIDSON TO PEYTON MANNING
Pete Davidson may have a lot of respect for Peyton Manning, but he earned our respect after fearlessly roasting Peyton Manning’s forehead — which is, as everyone knows, a leviathan that could swallow a man whole and has before. You’ve got guts, Pete!
JEWEL TO ANN COULTER
Principled slam from folksy singer Jewel!
RALPH MACCHIO TO PEYTON MANNING
After Ralph Macchio recovered from David Spade’s devastating blow, he delivered this humdinger of a joke about “The Sheriff.” Just like in “The Karate Kid,” Ralph’s underdog once again takes down a more athletic jock, a fact that Peyton Manning will never forget.
ROB LOWE TO JEWEL
All we can say to Rob Lowe’s dig? Amen.
Not satisfied with this cornucopia of goofs? Well, first, watch the entitlement there, bub. Second, we have video of this all in action.