Football Night Football

(Because we couldn't call it by its actual name without getting sued.)

It’s finally fall, and you know what that means: Football is back, baby! Time to celebrate! If you’ve got friends, party with some wings and your favorite non-copyright-infringing football team. If you own a college team, celebrate with a few violations of U.S. labor laws. And if only you have the internet, get pumped with Key & Peele.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/obd3jl/key-and-peele-mccringleberry-s-excessive-celebration
What’s every true fan’s favorite thing about football? Touchdown celebrations, of course. There is no other answer. Don’t ask anyone to try and refute this.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/5fndtz/key-and-peele-east-west-bowl
A new year, a new batch of players. Learn ’em. Love ’em. Memorize the name “Eeee Eeeeee.” Scream it in the fog of night, or you’re not a real fan.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/d6pfmc/key-and-peele-east-west-bowl-2
Calling it now: In five years, absolutely everyone will be wearing a jersey that says “POOPSIE.”
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/93ep1i/key-and-peele-super-bowl-special-east-west-bowl-pro-edition
As we grow older, the sports heroes of our day will begin to define our youth. Someday, we’ll get to tell our children that we lived in a golden age — the age of Triple Parakeet-Shoes.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/zrynck/key-and-peele-quarterback-concussion
Oh, also, the league covered up widespread brain injuries. Still a fun game, though!