Abbi and Ilana’s Love Interests, Ranked

Who's the hottest of them all?

Over the past three seasons, Broad City’s Abbi and Ilana have had some quality hook-ups. They’ve also been with a couple duds. Here for the first time ever is the definitive ranking of every Broad City love interest (so far).

16. Dale (Tim Martin)

Pros: Zero.

Cons: The worst sex. Way too into his ex.

15. Doug (Jordan Carlos)

Pros: Seems to be well-prepared with spare clean glasses.

Cons: The whole not-using-a-condom thing.

14. Jared (Seth Green)

Pros: Very passionate. Ready to settle down.

Cons: Comes on too strong.

13. Tyler (Luke Guldan)

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