Allow The Daily Show’s crack team of correspondents to catch you up on the latest news in screwing.
MALE BIRTH CONTROL
As many women are all too aware, there’s currently no male equivalent to the numerous birth control options available for women — most of which come with unpleasant side effects. And after a recent effort to devise a male contraceptive injection got quashed, it doesn’t look like there will be one for a while. One side effect of this is that Michelle Wolf could not be more pissed.
With the future of female reproductive care in limbo, women are stocking up on contraception and making appointments at Planned Parenthood in huge numbers. The silver lining? This makes shopping for that special woman in your life this season easier than ever.
ABORTION IN OHIO
Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed a law banning abortion after 20 weeks (a compromise from an originally proposed six), and Michelle Wolf is not having it. In fact, she has her own compromise for men who want to dictate what women do with their bodies, and let’s just say it’s a tough one to swallow.