The 12 Days of Stand-Up

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… OK, we’re going to stop you right there. Assuming that Comedy Central is your true love, we got you 12 days of stand-up. The traditional song is just too bird-heavy for a normal human. Enjoy these fabulous gifts that we assume were at the very top of your list this year.