Alien Gadget Safety Tips

Reading this could save your life. Hey, you never know.

Living with three aliens has its drawbacks — the lack of privacy, for one. Then, of course, there’s the constant fear that you’ll mishandle one of your roommates’ extraterrestrial devices and accidentally blow something up. But with these safety tips, you can get the most out of your alien gadget experience without doing yourself too much harm. Hopefully.

  • Ask What the Gadget Does

    This tip might seem obvious, but it’s amazing how easily you can be tempted to touch an unknown alien gizmo. Even if your alien friends make the gadget sound great, be sure to ask questions first, such as, “Is there anything more I should know about this gadget?” and “No, seriously, will using this thing ruin my life?” and “What aren’t you monsters telling me?!” It’s like that old expression: “Look before you leap (into using an alien device that will sap years from your life without you realizing it).”

  • Whatever the Gadget Is, Just Assume It’s Some Kind of Ray Gun

    This will save you a lot of headaches.

Watch the latest episode now for more ways to avoid destroying your life with alien technology. You can never be too cautious.